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In the Hi-tech world of today, where would we be without human contact? Even though we can e-mail, video-link or fax, it's still nice to talk. Our selection of mobile phones starts here.
|SOAP AND HYGIENE
If you're a mucky pup, would like to bathe more often, but the flesh is weak, try this.
|EMBARRASSING, UNSIGHTLY HAIR
Superfluous hirsuteness in all the wrong places? You're in luck. Visit our depilatory delights here.
Do people keep telling you the unsightly bulge from your midriff is either an unborn twin or a possible rupture? They're talking cobblers, obviously, but to be on the safe side, try this.
|STAIRS GETTING YOU DOWN
Finding it difficult to manage those stairs? Is the postman getting increasingly tetchy waiting in the rain for you to open the door every morning for that mind-numbingly boring letter from Gladys? Your solution is here.
|ONE SMALL STEP FOR A MAN
Take winter in your stride with our fully guaranteed boots, purchased direct from the manufacturer to save pounds for you - the SITE FOR SORE EYES' customer.
Another hand-crafted piece of memorabilia for you to purchase, own (eventually!) and cherish throughout the years until death do you part. P & P extra.
|BACK PAIN MAKING YOUR LIFE A MISERY?
Do people think you're a lying, lazy, shiftless piece of flotsam when you tell them you can't lift things at work? Does your wife laugh when you can't perform your marital duties? (We don't need to know that, really, but we like a good laugh.) There's no longer any need to suffer. Relief is here for those twinges and spasms.
|TROUSERS DON'T QUITE FIT COMFORTABLY?
Take a look at this fabulous invention - exclusive to THE SITE FOR SORE EYES - which will make your life a dream come true. BUT WHERE'S THE CATCH!!!
|HOT, STEAMY MODELS
These babies never answer back, never say no and enjoy a good rub down. Well, what are you waiting for.......?
|IMPORTANT GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING
Included in the Adverts Area as this is vitally important information for the general public. This knowledge may save your life - or someone else's. And that someone could be you!!
|DESIGNER LABELS? BLAH!
Take a look at what's hitting the streets this season. Show the world how much you love your kids with the SITE FOR SORE EYES fashion collection.
The SITE FOR SORE EYES has the perfect present for the little lady in your life. This little number says more about a woman than mere words ever can.
The FANTASTIC new, ERGOMOUSE (Batteries extra), brought to you by Prozac Enterprises. Don't look unless you want one!!
MORE COMING SOON....
IF YOU ENJOYED THE ADVERTISEMENTS, WHY NOT TRY OUR PERSONAL ADS?
Just two minutes from this theatre. Tell them the SITE FOR SORE EYES sent you.
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