AT LAST -
SPINE-MELDTM in association with BLUE DODECAHEDRON CEMENT bring:
RELIEF FOR SUFFERERS OF ARTHRITIS, RHEUMATISM AND BACK PAIN
|Yes, it's true! This revolutionary new treatment can bring relief to a whole host of other medical conditions too!|
|Did you ever wish you could lie down without that stabbing pain when trying to adjust your position in bed?||Do you get embarrassed attempting to achieve exciting new positions during coitus?|
|A Dramatic Breakthrough in Biomolecular Flux-particle Quantum-enhanced Nano-technology has been attained by our scientists while working at The Spine-Meld Institute of Progressive Immolation in Helsinki.||Independent medical opinion by groups of world-renowned scientists reveal that this method works where others have failed.|
How Can We Offer It So Cheaply? Easy! We develop all our own treatments. By bypassing strict medical inspections, and circumventing unnecessary legal paperwork and safety protocols, we can pass the savings on to you - the customer.
|What does it entail?||One simple injection of liquid concrete directly into the spinal column has proved conclusively to eradicate problems associated with bending and flexing of the vertebral column.|
One treatment is usually enough.
But don't take our word for it! Look at the diagrams below if you're still not convinced.
Typical spine without Spine-Meld
Spine after Spine-Meld treatment
(Photos posed by models)
|Why wait. Send off today for our information pack.||No commitment.|
|FREE padded vest to cover any unsightly bumps or protrusions if you reply within two days.||After treatment, do not leave your back out in the rain. If frosty, cover with sheets of polythene.|
Call 018001 - 555 555 now and ask for Dr. Mengele.
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