ANOTHER AMAZING OFFER FROM THE TEAM WHO TOOK THE 'OH' OUT OF DISCOUNT!


ARE YOU DISSATISFIED WITH THE STATE OF SOME OF THE HUMOUR YOU EXPERIENCE?

ARE YOU TIRED OF STANDING CHARGES AND HIDDEN DEBITS?
DO YOU CURRENTLY ACQUIRE YOUR HUMOUR FROM OTHER SITES?


Did you know that you can now get your humour from THE SITE FOR SORE EYES without having to stand in queues, fill in direct debit forms, or stay in while you wait for the workman to come round and plumb your new line in!

Due to recent government legislation, it's now possible to get your humour from another source without incurring costly changeover rates and bills.

You'll find our rates of humour very competitive. There's no annual, or standing, charge. We'll even give you your first five minutes of humour free*.

JUST LOOK AT ALL THE BENEFITS:

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
Give us a call now on:
palsome@siteforsoreeyes.org.uk to test drive your funnybone.

*Subject to compatability. The level of humour can go up as well as down. Due to high levels of failure, there may be a surcharge if you currently obtain your humour from the Civil Service. If in doubt, please consult a qualified comedian.

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