HEEEEEE..R...E...'S JOHNNNNY...!!!

Imagine if all major retailers started producing condoms ........


Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better

Tesco condoms - Every little helps

Nike condoms - Just do it

Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life

Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk

KFC condoms - Finger-licking good

Minstrels condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load

Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated enough

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing

Ever Ready condoms - Keep going and going

Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper

Goodyear condoms - "For a longer ride go wide"

FCUK condoms - No comment required

Muller Light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain

Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work

Halford condoms - We go the extra mile

On Digital condoms - Plug and Play!!!

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - Size really does matter!

 

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