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|THE REVEREND RICHARD TALLYWHACKER'S GOD BOTHERER SLOT Our very own Man of God, but also very much a man of the people. Hear his thoughts on the world. And now, straight from a world tour, Pastor Biff W. Heckmondwyer also speaks to you, the lowly, unworthy masses.||STAND-UP, RANTS, ANECDOTES, GENERAL COMEDY & RANCID RANTS AREA Is something really hacking you off? Want to find a kindred spirit who hates everything you do? Do you want to spit venom at all the world's problems? Enjoy comedy? Want a laugh at someone else's expense? Welcome HOME!||SPOOKY STUFF Our very own X-files area. We go undercover, without a thought for our own safety, to see if the truth really is out there.|
|RELAXATION TAPES To complement the mystic aura of the above area, we now have our own set of Relaxation Tapes. Specially formulated to combat the stresses and strains of day-to-day living, these tapes will help you to drift off into the sleep of the dead!||CHRISTMAS TV LISTINGS There's a treat in store for all you couch potatoes as we reveal the alternative listing, available on the SITE FOR SORE EYES' own high-fibre optic cable.||CHRISTMAS FAYRE Welcome to the
|HOLIDAY SPECIAL OFFERS Would you like to know EXACTLY what you're getting on your holiday without borrowing the Universal Translator from STAR TREK to examine the brochure? Cut through the crap here.||CHRISTMAS TV LISTINGS 2 - THE SEQUEL!! Yet another dip into what's kept you stuck to the couch for the last year - apart from that old caramel you dropped last January!||HANK CONAN - PRIVATE EYE. New to the Site For Sore Eyes, gripping tales of our own Private Dick. Handsome, muscular, brave, debonair, suave, sophisticated. These are just a few of the words used to describe James Bond!|
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TUPPENCE-HA'PENNY PUNCH AND JUDY SHOW
Sertraline kicks televisual ass in a new, regular, series. If you seethe at the moving lantern in the corner of the room, this is the place for you.
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|DR. STREUTH EGGTIMER. The world-famous sexologist takes time out to visit the SITE FOR SORE EYES and answer the questions you were too embarrassed to talk about.|
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