AT LAST
PROZAC ENTERPRISES
in association with Misogynist Ordnance
Brings you the latest in computer technology

Ladies -
Have you ever wondered why your arm aches after trying to use your husband's computer mouse?

Do you struggle to grasp the difficult concepts about your husband's computer?

Do BIG words like, RAM, MEGA, GIGA & PC have you stumped?

For years, people have wondered why a woman has such trouble working such simple machinery. Now a Dramatic Breakthrough in Biomolecular Flux-particle Quantum-enhanced Nano-technology has been achieved by our scientists while working at the PC Institute of Condescendingly Progressive Female Toleration in Helsinki.

According to their findings, women's hands are built completely differently from men's. Women need a new type of computer mouse.

Working throughout the night, for many months, men working at Prozac Enterprises have now completed the task and are proud to announce:

THE ERGOMOUSE

ACTUAL SIZE!!!

Ladies, it's simple to order ERGOMOUSE. Just ask your husband to write a cheque for 19.99 + p&p (5.00) and mail it off to:
PROZAC ENTERPRISES.
PC Institute of Condescendingly Progressive Female Toleration,
Helsinki.

 

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