How can this happen in front of witnesses?
It's clear from the picture, and we've had it digitally analysed, that there are no wires supporting this boy. We've also made sure that he wasn't standing on a box which has then been wiped from the picture. In all our years of capturing the uncatchable, we're stumped.
  Despite scouring the whole community, our Special Agents drew a blank when asking about this remarkable phenomenon. In fact they drew hostility when asking if the local people knew the identity or whereabouts of the enigmatic floating boy.
This animosity begs a lot of questions. It suggests that someone, somewhere, is attempting to hide something. What, we don't yet know, but it's been strongly suggested, by a shadowy, clandestine group known only as, "The Shadowy Clandestine Group", that aliens and hybrids may have something to do with it. Rest assured, dear visitors, our Agents will spare nothing in their search for the truth.

On to:

THE INCREDIBLE LEMON-SUCKING BOY OF BRINNINGTON THE LIGHT-HEADED PLONKER OF PORTWOOD THE SENSATIONAL HALF-BOY OF HEATON NORRIS
THE LARGER THAN LIFE SPROG OF LYME HALL THE AMAZING X-RAY EYES MAN OF EDGELEY THE WITH-CHILD CHILD OF CHEADLE

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