FAMILY MIS FORTUNES

 

The following are actual answers given by contestants on FAMILY FORTUNES.

Q: Name something a blind person might use.
A: A sword.

Q: Name a song with moon in its title.
A: Blue Suede Moon.

Q: Name a bird with a long neck.
A: Naomi Campbell.

Q: Name an occupation where you need a torch.
A: A burglar.

Q: Name a famous brother and sister.
A: Bonnie and Clyde.

Q: Name a dangerous race.
A: The Arabs.

Q: Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers.
A: A horse.

Q: Name something that floats in the bath.
A: Water.

Q: Name something you wear on the beach.
A: A deckchair.

Q: Name something red.
A: My cardigan.

Q: Name a famous cowboy.
A: Buck Rogers.

Q: Name a famous Royal.
A: Mail.

Q: Name a number you have to memorise.
A: Seven.

Q: Name something you do before going to bed.
A: Sleep.

Q: Name something you put on walls.
A: A roof.

Q: Name something in the garden that is green.
A: A shed.

Q: Name something that flies but does not have an engine.
A: A bicycle with wings.

Q: Name something you might be allergic to.
A: Skiing.

Q: Name a famous bridge.
A: Bridge over troubled waters.

Q: Name something an ant does.
A: Goes to the toilet.

Q: Name something you do in the bathroom.
A: Decorate.

Q: Name an animal you might see at the zoo.
A: A dog

Q: Name something associated with the police.
A: Pigs.

Q: Name a sign of the Zodiac.
A: April.

Q: Name something slippery.
A: A conman.

Q: Name a kind of ache.
A: Fillet o' fish.

Q: Name a food that can be brown or white.
A: Potato.

Q: Name a jacket potato topping.
A: Jam.

Q: Name a famous Scotsman.
A: Jock.

Q: Name another famous Scotsman.
A: Vinnie Jones.

Q: Name something with a hole in it.
A: A window.

Q: Name a non-living object with legs.
A: A plant.

Q: Name a domestic animal.
A: A leopard.

Q: Name a part of the body beginning with "N".
A: Knee.

Q: Name a way of cooking fish.
A: Cod.

Q: Name something you open other than a door.
A: Your bowels.

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