This sensational picture was taken by an anonymous contributor who doesn't want to be named.
Its authenticity has been verified by Eric from the film counter at Boots who was quoted, by one of our agents in the field (they should really have been working in town, but what the hell, cut 'em some slack!), as saying, ".....real.....".
So, there you have it. You can't argue with the experts.

 

What strange forces are at work to stop him from falling over? Or his food passing straight through him? Does he pay full fare on public transport?
These tantalising, unanswered, questions raise the possibility that the child is an alien/human hybrid genetically engineered to be able to withstand the heavier gravity on earth.

The real question, though, is: how much does the government know? And, where does he put his loose change?

On to:

THE INCREDIBLE LEMON-SUCKING BOY OF BRINNINGTON THE LIGHT-HEADED PLONKER OF PORTWOOD THE FANTASTIC FLOATING KID OF ROMILEY
THE LARGER THAN LIFE SPROG OF LYME HALL THE AMAZING X-RAY EYES MAN OF EDGELEY THE WITH-CHILD CHILD OF CHEADLE

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