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EVERYDAY USE IN THE FIELD

ACK - ACK 57E.
Useful for controlling geese.
ORDER CODE KFC001

GROUND TO AIR GEESE-SLAYER MKIII.
This will control a whole flock.
ORDER CODE KFC002

INSECTICIDE CARRIER MKII.
Handy for protecting crops.
ORDER CODE KFC003

INSECTICIDE CARRIER MKIII
Useful for larger fields.
ORDER CODE KFC004

 

EVERYDAY USE IN THE FIELD (continued)

F-111a CROP SPRAYER
Compatible with KFC003 & KFC004.
ORDER CODE KFC005

SCUD SPUD-WATCHER
Keeps pests off potato crops
ORDER CODE KFC006

SS-1a BORDER PATROLLER
Automatically homes in when fences are compromised
ORDER CODE KFC007

NIMITZ CLASS MKII
For those water-loving crops and damp areas
ORDER CODE KFC008

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