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NO ONE WILL WITH US!!!

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WE'RE FOR OFFERING THESE BARGAINS

JUST LOOK AT SOME OF OUR CRAZY STOCK & OFFERS

AMMO - All Makes, All Calibre, All American.

GUNS - No Questions Asked.

TARGETS - Moving, Walking, Wounded and Walking Wounded.

ALL KINDS OF BAIT AND CALLS - Can't find what you're looking for? NO PROBLEM, We have our own voice artistes on call 24 hours a day.

KIDS' CLUBS - With Every Purchase Over $100, Your Kids Can Join The JUNIOR REDNECKS CLUB, with FREE Badge, Newsletter and Lookalike I.Q. Certificate. Ask In Store For Details.

IF you see your purchase in any other store at a cheaper price, we'll put a contract out on them!

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STARTING PISTOL
For people who want to start.
Breaks the ice at parties.
ORDER CODE LFTL001

PIGEON SCARER
Not to be used for scaring people, please.
ORDER CODE LFTL002

DUM DUM BULLET
Doesn't know which way to go until you pull the trigger!
ORDER CODE LFTL003

CANNON TALLYWHACKER
Junior Redneckers - Announce daddy's home with this. Be the first on your block with perforated eardrums.
ORDER CODE JUNRED001

PINEAPPLE SURPRISE
Junior Redneckers - Isn't Mom always going on about having more fruit!
ORDER CODE JUNRED002

NOVELTY GREETING CARDS
Say hello to any suspect Pinko new neighbours. Always gets a laugh. Assorted designs.
ORDER CODE LFTL004

FULLY WORKING WALL PLAQUE
Create that special ambience in your den or study. Earplugs not included.
ORDER CODE LFTL005

U2 MODEL PINKO SPOTTER
Junior Redneckers - This scale model has all the latest digital technology to help daddy keep your neighbourhood clean.
ORDER CODE JUNRED003

FULL METAL DINNER JACKET!
From Heckmondwyer Ordnance's Culinary Range. Go on, bite the bullet!
ORDER CODE LFTL006

 

PINKO WELCOMER MKII
Extend the magazine of cautionary welcome to any suspect Pinko new neighbours.
ORDER CODE LFTL007

 
 

 
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