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WANTED: Goldfish. Will swap for goldfish or similar. Box 793 Single coat hanger. Would suit rep or similar. 50p o.n.o. Box 325. Large collection of mickles, would suit muckle-maker. Box 330.
FOR SALE: Occasional Furniture. Keeps changing into pets I'm allergic to. Unwanted gift. 25.00 o.n.o. Call Erica on 018001-755830 Spurious advertisement, offering nothing for sale, at an imaginary price. All applications would be totally meaningless. Ring 018001-804765. Time wasters only please. FOR SALE: Fuselage from Tupolev T109, complete with original passengers. Starts first time. No Insurance, but MOTd till January. 018001-858564
REDUCED FOR SPEEDY SALE: Mixed set of characters. Suitable for TV Soap Director. NO SPLITS. Contact Michael Grade on Box 457 FOR SALE: Fire damaged smoke alarms. JOB LOT. 150.00 No Offers. Box 142 White elephant. 250 o.n.o. Genuine reason for sale; unwanted gift. Box 192.

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