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CORONATION STREET: Fly-on-the-wall, Oscar-winning gritty realism. Or Crap? YOU DECIDE. OLD PEOPLE You can't beat them. Unfortunately! Stand-up Comedian, Mark Palmer looks at the prospect that awaits us all. FAT PEOPLE Do you like everyone? Aren't there, being honest, SOME people who tick you right off? PALMER ON PROZAC gives an insight in to the kind of world he inhabits. Would you like a visa??
SHOPPING Do you look forward to walking down the aisle? Have you always been considered off your trolley? Or one can short of a six-pack? If you can say, hand on your money-off voucher, that you love shopping, you're seriously sick. SUPERSTITIOUS ASSHOLES Would you like to take a stout piece of four-by-two to the people who can give a simple shopping list some occult significance? Do their all-knowing and sagely nods make you want to introduce a tyre iron to their craniums? PALMER ON PROZAC goes running off at the mouth again. BE A SPORT Are you sick of switching on to watch a pack of adrenaline-crazed Neanderthals attack a ball / puck / object of some description / other person, only to have your day ruined by being faced with a documentary on gazelle-sexing in the Andes? See if this is familiar.
UFO WATCHERS & CONSPIRACY THEORISTS Have you ever looked into the sky in the middle of the night and wondered if we're alone? If you're a UFO watcher or conspiracy theorist, you probably are - though not through choice! ID CARDS Now we can all have the world we dreamed of. If we read a lot of dystopian science fction that is! Be afraid, be very afraid. The Blunkett man cometh with his fatal visions. JOURNEYS FROM HELL How do you like to start your day? Count to one hundred, then try Prozac's way. Then slowly back down to zero again. You're a small child, you're.....
THE SITE FOR SORE EYES GUIDE TO WANLKERS Do you love to go a-wandering? Do you yodel while you work? Can you live for a week on a ship's biscuit? Weirdo!    

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