THE SITE FOR SORE EYES RELAXATION TAPE COLLECTION

It's true that in this busy, go-getting, lunch-is-for-wimps, rat-race environment in which we all have to live (except for us web-design geeks who stay in their rooms all day and night, tee-hee!) we sometimes lose sight of who we really are (see above again, tee-hee!!).
That's why, in conjunction with a major supplier, the SITE FOR SORE EYES proudly presents a brand new range of relaxation tapes.
The tapes utilise a procedure that's never been tried this way before on humans. They make use of an entirely new, revolutionary, theoretical and innovative way of tapping into the powerful unconscious mind. The newly-formulated method - Ambient Relaxatory Self-Empathy - enables you to channel your Chi into areas previously unheard of, as they didn't exist until our marketing gurus removed the majority of consonants from a set of Scrabble. Thus was born the method now being acclaimed by stars and celebrities around the globe.
No need, now, for colonic irrigation. We have the end result, packaged and ready to sell back to you at obscenely inflated prices!!

Just choose from any of the titles below and on the next page.

MORE TITLES COMING SOON....

 

PADDLING WITH PIRANHAS.
The mystic powers of the piranha are legend and the hypnotic thrum of a feeding frenzy are captured and celebrated on this tape.
The haunting strains of shrieks muffled by thrashing white water harmonise with the plaintive cries of seagulls diving for fleshy scraps and create a desirable alpha brainwave state to enhance your stress management.

  SOARING WITH SCAVENGERS.
Experience the aeronautical delights of gliding among seagulls, magpies, pigeons and vultures with their elemental, hypnotic cries complementing your whimpering, childlike, inner voice as you tap into nature's healing powers. Once the sinuses have become inured to the immemorial stench of carrion, you can indulge your whole being in atavistic escapism, letting your spirit-body lead you on a chakra-fest of serenity.
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