SITE FOR SORE EYES RELAXATION TAPE COLLECTION
|It's true that in this
busy, go-getting, lunch-is-for-wimps, rat-race
environment in which we all have to live (except for us
web-design geeks who stay in their rooms all day and
night, tee-hee!) we sometimes lose sight of who we really
are (see above again, tee-hee!!).
That's why, in conjunction with a major supplier, the SITE FOR SORE EYES proudly presents a brand new range of relaxation tapes.
utilise a procedure that's never been tried this way
before on humans. They make use of an entirely new,
revolutionary, theoretical and innovative way of tapping
into the powerful unconscious mind. The newly-formulated
method - Ambient Relaxatory
- enables you to channel your Chi into areas previously
unheard of, as they didn't exist until our marketing
gurus removed the majority of consonants from a set of Scrabble.
Thus was born the method now being acclaimed by stars and
celebrities around the globe.
No need, now, for colonic irrigation. We have the end result, packaged and ready to sell back to you at obscenely inflated prices!!
Just choose from any of the titles below and on the next page.
MORE TITLES COMING SOON....
PADDLING WITH PIRANHAS.
Experience the aeronautical delights of gliding among seagulls, magpies, pigeons and vultures with their elemental, hypnotic cries complementing your whimpering, childlike, inner voice as you tap into nature's healing powers. Once the sinuses have become inured to the immemorial stench of carrion, you can indulge your whole being in atavistic escapism, letting your spirit-body lead you on a chakra-fest of serenity.
REACH PALMER ON PROZAC, SOMERS ON SERTRALINE BY CLICKING HERE