THE SITE FOR SORE EYES RELAXATION TAPE COLLECTION

Just remember - Ambient Relaxatory Self-Empathy
Soon it'll be on everyone's lips!!

Just choose from any of the titles below or on the previous page.

MORE TITLES COMING SOON....

 
BASKING WITH GREAT WHITES.
The subliminally caressing rhythms of shark skin on yielding human flesh are captured in this collection of sounds.
Soothe away the stresses of the day with the digitally enhanced melodic lapping of rapidly congealing jetsam.
  BURROWING WITH BEETLES.
Let the pulse-like, elemental throbbing, ebbing and flowing, of the background sounds waft your astral essence back to the womb-like catacombs of mother earth. Return to the dust from whence all of us came and which some corner of a foreign field cannot emulate. Your soul-mates on this forage into tranquility: the beetles. Experience the mystical rites of passage as you push balls of your burrow's excreta up the long, dark, symbolic tunnels into the light. The light! Go towards the LIGHT!!!

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(Though the present ban may be lifted if we can show that we know nothing about the hideous deaths met by purchasers so far)
To purchase your Relaxation Collection, just take the empty case to the cash till at the main entrance to the Site.
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