CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TV, MOVIES, AND REAL LIFE?

 

1) Large loft-type apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people - whether they’re unemployed or not.

2) One of each pair of identical twins is born evil.

3) If you’re heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one.

4) When you turn out the lights to go to bed, everything in the bedroom will still be clearly visible - just slightly bluish.

5) Honest, hard working policemen are usually gunned down three days before retirement.

6) All beds have sheets that reach armpit level on all women, but only waist level with the partner they’re in bed with.

7) You’re unlikely to survive a battle in a war if you show a picture of your sweetheart to someone.

8) All bombs are fitted with large, red, electronic digital readouts so you know when they’re about to go off.

9) If you start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.

HOW MANY DID YOU SCORE??

If you have any observations on the diminishing differences between fantasy and reality, send them to:

PALMER & SOMERS @ THE SITE FOR SORE EYES

Please send any contributions as ordinary e-mail. Or, send any attachments as plain '.txt' files.

Back to Rant & Comedy Contents Page   Back to Main Site Contents Page   Back to Home Page
On to next Page (Differences in men & women)   Back to General Comedy Contents Page

WANT TO:

CONTACT? CRITICISE? CONTRIBUTE? RANT? ANNOY OR HARASS?

THEN:

REACH PALMER ON PROZAC, SOMERS ON SERTRALINE BY CLICKING HERE