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Shopping in the Rants Area Crime and Lack of Punishment in the Rancid Rants Area The Really Alternative Olympics in the General Comedy Area
Senior Citizens' Magazine in the News-stand Area Hot, Steamy, Throbbing Models in the Adverts Area Government Health Warning in the Adverts Area
Technophobe Monthly Magazine in the News-stand Area Social Workers in the Rancid Rants Area More Proletarian Problems
Superstitious Crap in the Rants Area Clothing for Kids in the Adverts Area Real French Perfume in the Adverts Area
Relaxation Tape Collection English Heritage Plaque in the General Comedy Area Sport-haters United in the Rants Area
The REAL guide to Holiday-Brochure-Speak Biff W. Heckmondwyer speaks on the updated Reverend Tallywhacker Page Special Offer from the Site For Sore Eyes, in the Classified Ads Area.
UFO Watchers & Conspiracy Theorists in the Rants Area Vigilante-fodder (or should be): Thompson & Venables, murderers of baby Jamie Bulger in the Rancid Rants Area. The North's premier celebrity mag - How Do! in the News-stand Area
ID Cards - now I can sleep safe! in the Rants Area Our new range of A to Zs in the News-stand Area Proctologist Monthly Magazine in the News-stand Area.
Aw Reet Magazine in the News-stand Area TV Listings 2 - The Sequel. Dare to peep from behind the settee. Hank Conan - Private Eye. Our very own 007, trained by Prozac.
Hank Conan - Private Eye. Our very own 007, trained by Prozac. The second instalment of the man the natives of New York call, 'The Dick'. Hank Conan - Private Eye. The third instalment of our intrepid, derring-do operative for law and order. Perps quake! The Site For Sore Eyes Picture Gallery. If you've got a photograph with that witty caption, or if you have a photo that needs one, send it in and we'll display them here. Look now. IF YOU DARE!
Hank Conan - Private Eye. The fourth instalment - For The Sake Of Old Lag Stein. You'll be humming it all day! The Site For Sore Eyes Letter Area What the populace think about us, and what we think of them!! Letters received, and some of our replies to the more dastardly e-mails. Corporate Condoms If retailers sold condoms, wouldn't you just love to see these adverts?
Journeys from HELL. How do you like to start your day? Try Prozac's way in the Rants Area Family Mis Fortunes in the General Comedy Area. If you've ever worried about your IQ, or lacked confidence about anything, look here then stride like a colossus!! Queen Mum's Condolence Book entries in the General Comedy Area. A smattering of the comments made by members of the public after she went. DO NOT VIEW IF EASILY OFFENDED
The FANTASTIC ERGOMOUSE in the Adverts Area.
Once seen, you'll want one of these for your household.
Hank Conan - Private Eye. The fifth element!!! Your favourite P.I. lands in Wales. Sheep on full alert. Your sexual shenanigans explained and forgiven by Doctor Hildegard and Steve in the Problems Pages.
More irreverent photos captioned at no extra expense in the Photogallery Area. Hank Conan walks off into the sunset in the last of his heart-stopping adventures. Ever wondered what people do in the hills with those rucksacks? Our Guide to Walkers spills the beans.
People Who... Prozac and Sertraline bitch, whinge and gripe. And that's on a good day. More irreverent photos in the Photogallery Area. People Who...2 Prozac and Sertraline carry on with what they know best - bitching, whinging and griping. Today is a good day to cry.
More irreverent photos in the Photogallery Area. More irreverent photos in the Photogallery Area. More irreverent photos in the Photogallery Area.
More irreverent rants (one from a fan) in the PEOPLE WHO section Sertraline kicks televisual ass in a new series: The Tuppence-ha'penny Punch and Judy Show. Sertraline upsets the TV moguls in the second issue of The Tuppence-ha'penny Punch and Judy Show.
Sertraline pees on Greg Dyke et al's chips in the third issue of The Tuppence-ha'penny Punch and Judy Show. "Donnie Darko on Acid" - one way of describing our guest writer, Mike Thorpe, from TEAM FISHCAKE.in the PEOPLE WHO section The Site For Sore Eyes Letter Area More rambling from certain members of the populace. Remember - you are one of them!!!
Sertraline goes ballistic in a rant-fest, no doubt brought on by champing at the bit for the last few years. Get your ear-defenders on here: People Who 5.    

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