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|Shopping in the Rants Area||Crime and Lack of Punishment in the Rancid Rants Area||The Really Alternative Olympics in the General Comedy Area|
|Senior Citizens' Magazine in the News-stand Area||Hot, Steamy, Throbbing Models in the Adverts Area||Government Health Warning in the Adverts Area|
|Technophobe Monthly Magazine in the News-stand Area||Social Workers in the Rancid Rants Area||More Proletarian Problems|
|Superstitious Crap in the Rants Area||Clothing for Kids in the Adverts Area||Real French Perfume in the Adverts Area|
|Relaxation Tape Collection||English Heritage Plaque in the General Comedy Area||Sport-haters United in the Rants Area|
|The REAL guide to Holiday-Brochure-Speak||Biff W. Heckmondwyer speaks on the updated Reverend Tallywhacker Page||Special Offer from the Site For Sore Eyes, in the Classified Ads Area.|
|UFO Watchers & Conspiracy Theorists in the Rants Area||Vigilante-fodder (or should be): Thompson & Venables, murderers of baby Jamie Bulger in the Rancid Rants Area.||The North's premier celebrity mag - How Do! in the News-stand Area|
|ID Cards - now I can sleep safe! in the Rants Area||Our new range of A to Zs in the News-stand Area||Proctologist Monthly Magazine in the News-stand Area.|
|Aw Reet Magazine in the News-stand Area||TV Listings 2 - The Sequel. Dare to peep from behind the settee.||Hank Conan - Private Eye. Our very own 007, trained by Prozac.|
|Hank Conan - Private Eye. Our very own 007, trained by Prozac. The second instalment of the man the natives of New York call, 'The Dick'.||Hank Conan - Private Eye. The third instalment of our intrepid, derring-do operative for law and order. Perps quake!||The Site For Sore Eyes Picture Gallery. If you've got a photograph with that witty caption, or if you have a photo that needs one, send it in and we'll display them here. Look now. IF YOU DARE!|
|Hank Conan - Private Eye. The fourth instalment - For The Sake Of Old Lag Stein. You'll be humming it all day!||The Site For Sore Eyes Letter Area What the populace think about us, and what we think of them!! Letters received, and some of our replies to the more dastardly e-mails.||Corporate Condoms If retailers sold condoms, wouldn't you just love to see these adverts?|
|Journeys from HELL. How do you like to start your day? Try Prozac's way in the Rants Area||Family Mis Fortunes in the General Comedy Area. If you've ever worried about your IQ, or lacked confidence about anything, look here then stride like a colossus!!||Queen Mum's Condolence Book entries in the General Comedy Area. A smattering of the comments made by members of the public after she went. DO NOT VIEW IF EASILY OFFENDED|
ERGOMOUSE in the Adverts Area.
Once seen, you'll want one of these for your household.
|Hank Conan - Private Eye. The fifth element!!! Your favourite P.I. lands in Wales. Sheep on full alert.||Your sexual shenanigans explained and forgiven by Doctor Hildegard and Steve in the Problems Pages.|
|More irreverent photos captioned at no extra expense in the Photogallery Area.||Hank Conan walks off into the sunset in the last of his heart-stopping adventures.||Ever wondered what people do in the hills with those rucksacks? Our Guide to Walkers spills the beans.|
|People Who... Prozac and Sertraline bitch, whinge and gripe. And that's on a good day.||More irreverent photos in the Photogallery Area.||People Who...2 Prozac and Sertraline carry on with what they know best - bitching, whinging and griping. Today is a good day to cry.|
|More irreverent photos in the Photogallery Area.||More irreverent photos in the Photogallery Area.||More irreverent photos in the Photogallery Area.|
|More irreverent rants (one from a fan) in the PEOPLE WHO section||Sertraline kicks televisual ass in a new series: The Tuppence-ha'penny Punch and Judy Show.||Sertraline upsets the TV moguls in the second issue of The Tuppence-ha'penny Punch and Judy Show.|
|Sertraline pees on Greg Dyke et al's chips in the third issue of The Tuppence-ha'penny Punch and Judy Show.||"Donnie Darko on Acid" - one way of describing our guest writer, Mike Thorpe, from TEAM FISHCAKE.in the PEOPLE WHO section||The Site For Sore Eyes Letter Area More rambling from certain members of the populace. Remember - you are one of them!!!|
|Sertraline goes ballistic in a rant-fest, no doubt brought on by champing at the bit for the last few years. Get your ear-defenders on here: People Who 5.|
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