The intrepid, fearless, gutsy (you should see 'em!) crew from the SITE FOR SORE EYES have scoured the globe, going places you've never imagined, to bring you the weirdest files imaginable. Fact or fiction? Real or hoax? Is the truth out there? You be the judge.
Click on the cases below to start your descent into the maelstrom. Your nerves may never be the same again. You have been warned!
But first -
MEET THE AGENTS who put their lives on the line for you. (Actually, it's a railway line, so there's no danger of being hurt - unless a very heavy leaf falls on them.)
|THE INCREDIBLE LEMON-SUCKING BOY OF BRINNINGTON.
Can this picture be real? We challenge you to spot any retouching.
|THE LIGHT-HEADED PLONKER OF PORTWOOD
Don't try this at home, kids. Apparently, this guy is an expert(!!). You can't hold a candle to his genius(!).
|THE FANTASTIC FLOATING KID OF ROMILEY.
How can this happen in front of witnesses? A phenomenal phenomenon.
|THE LARGER THAN LIFE SPROG OF LYME HALL.
Our cameraman was nearly lost in this picture of unleashed fury. See the crowds run from the giant.
|THE SENSATIONAL HALF-BOY OF HEATON NORRIS.
How can this child live? Will he get a council tax rebate when he grows up?
|THE WITH-CHILD CHILD OF CHEADLE.
Thank Christ he didn't live in Childwall. We've heard enough of gymslip mothers. Our intrepid agents discover the other side of the coin: short-pants paters.
|THE AMAZING X-RAY EYES MAN OF EDGELEY.
The power exuded from this freakish spectral mutant very nearly fogged the film in our stalwart cameraman's equipment, but he succeeded and brought you this bizarre witness of spooky goings-on in government offices around the country.
The SITE FOR SORE EYES Military-wing Leader, General Malaise, briefed by top government scientists, and fearless Special Agents, Prozac & Sertraline, attempt to explain by rational means the pictures you have just witnessed. Can they explain the unexplainable? Do you doubt your own eyes? How authentic are the authentic pictures? Why are we so bleedin' nosey? The Truth is in here.
More unearthly files coming soon.........
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