get sent an awful lot of so-called evidence in the course
of their investigations. Most of the time, if the
material is sent by hoaxers, spoofers and those trying to
make a fast buck, Prozac and Sertraline see straight
This picture, though, had them stumped.
They have analysed it using the latest magnifying lenses and photo lab techniques and, in conjunction with Eric at Boots, have declared it to be ".....real.....".
Who is this man, ostensibly working at a government civil service department? The clue is probably in the lack of work going on around him.
reliably informed that if this were a real civil service
building, there would be a great deal of activity -
people sweating over deadlines, poring over huge mounds
of files and papers, on telephones busily following up
that their work and correspondence had reached the right
people and was of a satisfactory standard.
It's this lack of diligent, industrious activity which aroused our suspicions. We believe that it's possible this being is an alien/human hybrid, genetically engineered to look through secret government files without opening filing cabinets, in his disguise as a government employee, to assess how much is known about the huge conspiracy involving secret, clandestine groups and shadowy figures lurking behind innocent-looking doors attempting to overthrow democratically elected leaders and replace them with alien, green-blooded, freakish lookalikes.
Fear not, visitors. Our Agents are hot on their trail and won't shirk their duty to humankind. Only when they're on tea- or dinner-break, that is. That's understandable. They're only human. Aren't they......?
|THE INCREDIBLE LEMON-SUCKING BOY OF BRINNINGTON||THE SENSATIONAL HALF-BOY OF HEATON NORRIS||THE LARGER THAN LIFE SPROG OF LYME HALL|
|THE LIGHT-HEADED PLONKER OF PORTWOOD||THE FANTASTIC FLOATING KID OF ROMILEY||THE WITH-CHILD CHILD OF CHEADLE|
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